C is for COOKIE and CAKE and...

ALright the adventure started bright and early with a train ride to Hillsdale.. after some time freezing in a parkinglot.. I was picked up and taken to a medical center where I was squeezed into the most unattractive hospital gown and prep'd for surgery ( I feel a theme coming on) Ok this time I was not a victim so much as I was supposedly being hypnotized to believe I've had a surgery to get a lapband. It's basically a dream sequence. the guy playing the surgeon kept teasing me with the scalpel and I giggled as he tickled my bare tummy with the tip of the blunt tool....The gas mask kept falling and when it didn't the girl playing the assistant kept forgeting to take the mask off me.. I found breathing to be a challenge during those times.

Another shot was a cool ride...literally...I got to ride a gurney over and over again as they took me up and down a hallway 10 or so times.. I was getting dizzy evertime they had to spin me around to rush down he hall again. At one point the Camera man stradled me standing with the Camera pointed at me While we are flying down the a=hall.. i swear The nervousness on my face there is real....

That was my trip to Hillsdale..

NEXt we packed it all up and drove to a lovely home in San Rafael around 2pm. This was where my day really started. I was in every shot for the next 8hours. First shot was me "working out" Oh great I don't have tennis shoes... so like Cinderella I tried on the shoes of different crew members ...wouldn't you know the director and I have similar sized feet so off I ran in his shoes... Only me..this stuff only happens to me!

This crew is SUPER fun and funny ..MY character has to have an eating disorder...because being a large woman myself I know for a fact I do not eat the way this woman supposedly did. I fear this is something people assume we all do. To give you an idea, I started with chips and a few cookies. Ok fine I can handle this... Then the same day this character had a huge piece of chocolate cake, then later on that same day she had a lunch of a huge bowl (as in serving bowl) of pasta and smaller bowl of mashed potatoes and a salad I never touched. HAHA I get the joke FUNNY

OH By the WAY.....I had a husband today too.. A HOTTIE named REED!

Hi REED you were awesome to play with keep in touch!

Seriously two other extras stopped me and said "is HE playing your husband? NIIICE..Lucky bitch" I had to agree. He turned out to be an excellent and generous acting partner too.

Anyway, after all that fake eating it was time for the dinner scene for that same day. She made her husband and son a fried chicken meal but she had a LARGE full Pizza to herself in front of them. (yes I was eating or rather chewing all of these things then spitting them out not actually ingesting anything.) this was very ODD to say the least. in TV terms I'm eating NON STOP. Ok I didn't have the heart to tell them just becasue a woman is fat doesn't mean she is gorging on food 24/7 .. why bother.. it's a chaching for me. And like i said, I chewed and spit out everything. (well I had a cookie or two. But everything else was spit out) .. IRONY of it all was I was not at all hungry and still am not. I even skipped the dinner they sent for. I felt like I really had been eating all day. I may try this new diet..lol

I will be posting some fun videos I recorded . Soon crew members took my flip and started to record FOR me too.. They were awesome. We were all exhausted but having a blast teasing each other. . . For example t get me to eat as much as they wanted me to one guy prompted me to eat bite for bite.. I was sinhaling cookies and chips and cake..and trying REALLY hard not to laugh at this deep voice saying EAT EAT EAT eat eateateateat. He sped up so fast and I was trying to bite faster and faster..that the crew all stopped becasue they were laughing so hard. I lost it too and felt bad for each poor sap who walked around following me with a garbage bag.

WEll evening came and I was finally finished eating. The adorable boy, Logan , playing my son was on his way home. and Reed and I had to get in bed and fight.. Ok not what either of us expected when we were told we were gonna be in sleepware. It was a great scene to work on.. we really got into it. the next scene was more like comic relief. Reed was asleep next to me I was supposed to wake up hungry.. apparantly I wasn't looking hungry enough so they prompted me again with a deep throated HUNGRY..HUNGRY HUNGRY ..Reed kept giggling I would lose it we'd have to do it over again... It was surreal. Finally I have a camera inches away from my belly.. Reed again is crackin up..I am told to move my hands across my belly almost in pain but determined not to eat. It was too unreal but whatchagonna do?

Anyhoo, that was day one.. 12 plus hours of fun and mayhem. another long day tomorrow.

and even though I am totally wiped out i can't wait to do more!!